March 2011
cosmopolitan sex tip.
alright. WHAT? if a guy did this to me it definitely would not go over as positively as cosmo makes this sound. what? you memorized my full street address? why? and why would you yell it when you orgasmed?
but i dont know. maybe dudes are totally into it? i doubt it.
February 2011
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TOMMY GETS HIS TONSILS OUT. — THE...
INTOXICATIONNATION.
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i have been in a lot of situations where someone said that they cared about me and theyve tried to do everything in their power to be with me. but i never cared about any of them back. and i always let them know that.
ive always been the one to end things. so this is weird. this doesnt feel good.
i just want to cry and play spyro the dragon. but considering i am incapable of crying. and i havent beaten this game in the like 13 years ive had it. nothing is going my way.
Anonymous asked: Hey. Some friends of mine from Moscow introduced me to this photographer. Have you heard of him?? http://www.rylansteele.com/ I could stay on his website for hours.
hillaryeden-deactivated20110721 asked: hi autumn! i'm not really asking anything, just wanted to say hiii
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Watchonlydeerhunter:
Deerhunter live on David Letterman (2-22-11)
i feel it was better for them to play memory boy than to play helicopter like how they did on conan.
i think ill feel good if i wear my cat skirt tomorrow. i would like to feel good tomorrow. ive been horribly irritated for the past several days.
katydidnot asked: i wanna know who teaches boys the way to a lady's heart is asking her immediately to bang you
Anonymous asked: 'current anon lover' would like to defend himself by asking how much point there would be in being un-anon at the other side of the atlantic?
katydidnot asked: i imagine your current anon lover is representative of how most young men approach you. from what i've heard.
Anonymous asked: best rack ever. partially because it's just an awesome rack, but also because it's attached to the rest of your fine self. we must make love.
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TELL ME NOW. — CUB.
this is a daniel...
Anonymous asked: Last time you had sexual intercourse?
Anonymous asked: I'll look forward to that one init
Anonymous asked: dem you gyal?
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the lesson for my 11am contemporary biology class tomorrow is on the subject of…
ERECTIONS.
any and all sexual acts that may or may not occur in the remainder of the semester will be considered studying.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
The Softies (10)
Beat Happening (7)
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons (5)
The Strokes (4)
The Breeders (4)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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going to photography class. gonna wear my school teacher outfit. because i want to be scholarly.
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SUICIDEARAMA. — EGGPLANTS.
melanie showed...
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so i was looking out the window. and i saw the moon. but i also saw a reflection of the moon on the glass of the window near to where i was seeing the real moon.
and for a second i flipped out. and i was like. O MY GOODNESS I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE THERE ARE TWO MOONS. WHAT IS GOING ON? IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?
but then i realized what the situation really was. and i felt a little silly.
laying around naked eating cheesy bread.
everything is wonderful right now.
justasyouunexpected-deactivated asked: you're beautiful :]
Anonymous asked: hey what dress size are you? :3
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all of the time i wasnt with other people today. ive just spent being naked.
productive.
