Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
TV On The Radio
People who have considered befriending a squirrel.
People who have considered becoming a squirrel.
Boys who enjoy crying more than their girlfriend.
Girls who purchase a guitar, buy flannel from the Salvation Army, wear glasses that they don’t actually need, and still can’t get the guy.
Death Cab for Cutie
Girls who quote lyrics as their Facebook status.
People with self-esteem issues and probably hate Ben Gibbard.
Tegan & Sara
Lesbians and guys who firmly believe that when there are two girls on stage together, there is a 63% chance of them making out.
Guys who only read Pitchfork for the ratings and haven’t showered in at least two days.
Chicks who are described by their girlfriends as “sweet” and “really nice” when guys ask if their friend is hot.
Anyone who thinks The Catcher in Rye is the greatest book of all time.
Matt and Kim
Closeted Blink-182 enthusiasts.
Here We Go Magic
Guys who are ‘over’ Grizzly Bear.
Frequent transcendental experience havers.
Guys who go to concerts to relax.
Indie dudes who wear beanies and you can see the front of their hair pulled back beneath it.
Bros who drink shitty beer without ironic intentions.
People who like way too many toppings on their pizza.
Dudes who are thwarted by the Chinese finger trap every single time.
Men who used the cheat code to see naked, poorly-rendered 3D figures showering in The Sims.
That sweaty dude in the mosh pit who referred to your girlfriend as “Baberaham Lincoln.”
The girl who tries to hook up with that same sweaty dude by bragging about her cat.
Dudes who would rather play chess than Hungry Hungry Hippos: The Drinking Game.
Chicks and dudes who semi-ironically aspire to “Superman dat ho” at an indie rock concert.
Girls who get sexually aroused by traditional avian mating calls.
Broken Social Scene
People who fantasize about riding an eight-person, single-gear bicycle to the Brooklyn Bowl.
Iron and Wine
Grown men who always get roped into being the DD for “Ladies Night Out” with their mother and her coworkers from Office Depot.
Lonely, chronic masturbators who end up settling for the Cat Power chicks.
Guys who mistake their blender for a radio.
People who expressed legitimate concern regarding the state of humanity when J.D. Salinger died.
Virgins, not in the name of God, but as a result of valiant attempts to achieve poetic justice.
People who are obsessed with their creepy uncles.
Dudes who feel the need to comment on how advanced Ren & Stimpy was whenever someone discusses their love for Lilo & Stich.
Belle & Sebastian
People who have ended their tweets on multiple occasions with #BringBackMessengerBags.
Guys who refused to go on Xbox Live with Halo 2 because it eliminated the community aspect of LAN parties.
The Hold Steady
Dads who coach the baseball team, even though their kid sucks.
People who felt really bad for Buzz Lightyear when he discovered he couldn’t actually fly. And think Toy Story 3 is a step backwards for Pixar.
Yo La Tengo
Mature men who wish Q104.3 would expand their horizons to alternative old-people music.
Owen Pallett (Final Fantasy)
Guys who use the term “breasts” instead of “boobs” out of respect for their girlfriends.
Girls who wish their boyfriend would stop killing the mood by using the term “breasts.”
“Jesus Christ.” (the indie band)
People who wish they thought of Hipster Puppies.
People who “discover” new bands via NPR.
Guys who initially used the word “bro” ironically and lost sight of their intentions shortly thereafter.
Young men who know what a 401(k) is.
Neutral Milk Hotel
People who get where Christians are coming from with the whole “hope Jesus will rise again” thing.
Guys who have proposed The Holy Mountain as an alternative to watching A Kid in King Arthur’s Court at family get-togethers.
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